TMNet Streamyx

Ah Siao: Wei, Ah Lan.. Your house got internet or not?
Ah Lan: Sure got lah, I online everyday surf website one leh…
Ah Siao: Wah.. Lu song lo, can surf porn …
Ah Lan: Aiya.. mai siao la.. I don’t surf porn one la…
Ah Siao: Hahha, don’t tipu me la, I am sure you surf everday..
Ah Lan: KNN, surf porn boh song ei, download movie ma..
Ah Siao: Wah.. Can town load movie one ah? What is town load?
Ah Lan: Not town load, is download.. down.. bawah, load.. masuk..
Ah Siao: Ohhh… wah song lo, you got free movie, no need go cinema..
Ah Lan: No la, I still go cinema one.. I like watch movie in Cinema , got big big screen keh.. and THX somemore… and can makan pop corn..
Ah Siao: yayaya, I like pop corn and THX, the sound sipek good one….
Ah Lan: hahaha.. ya lo..
Ah Siao: Then your house use what internet one? Is it steam mix ah?
Ah Lan: aii… ya.. my house use shit mix.. sorry.. actually is streamyx la..
Ah Siao: shit mix? why? when you online can see mix ei shit ah?
Ah Lan: No la.. the streamyx is very very slow in my house..
Ah Siao: Slow meh? TV said very fast wor.. like can fly in the sky like that…
Ah Lan: TV always tipu siao lan people like us lo…
Ah Siao: I where got siao, I don’t have streamyx…
Ah Lan: wa siao loo… further more i suscribe 1MBps leh..
Ah Siao: 1MBps is how much?
Ah Lan: 1MBps ma like drive fast fast in highway, around 128km/h lo..
Ah Siao: Wa.. fast noh, kena speed trap..
Ah Lan: No la. cannot kena one.. because my stremyx only up to 30km/h..
Ah Siao: Why you so stupid one? use 30km/h?
Ah Lan: Not I stupid la.. But the shit mix is really slow.. Let me show you..

slow

Ah Siao: Wah.. so fast… 772… 801.. why you said slow, tipu me, u tot I am lulu ah?
Ah Lan: fast ur kuku la.. the higher the slower…
Ah Siao: Not higher faster meh?
Ah Lan: You tot what? Bursa Saham ah, higher faster…
Ah Siao: oooOOO.. wa sai, how come so slow one?
Ah Lan: I don’t know la.. kuku streamyx la.. damn slow
Ah Siao: Wah.. luckily I didn’t subscribe yet…
Ah Lan: u lucky lo.. no need subsribe la.. use my house ei enough lo.. while slow we can talk cock ma..
Ah Siao: yayayayyaa

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12 Responses to “TMNet Streamyx”

king Says:
January 23rd, 2006 at 23:47
“TV said very fast wor.. like can fly in the sky like”
Ya, it truely can fly faster than sonic, the prob is it always lost!!
Dunno fly till where!!!
Paul Ooi Says:
January 24th, 2006 at 00:00
hehehehe…
Denzuko Says:
January 24th, 2006 at 00:38
i love the last thumbnail, my parent make love at 1-jan- 1981 , i born at 1- Oct 1981 , i am a cocky person
Paul Ooi Says:
January 24th, 2006 at 01:01
ya denzuko, u r ciao lang..
tuna Says:
January 24th, 2006 at 02:23
Now TM got TM Point… They grab your $$ very fast there.
vincenthue Says:
January 24th, 2006 at 10:51
my network quite fast here.. whole apartment unit only 2 subcriber
.. come come.. i got wifi
Paul Ooi Says:
January 24th, 2006 at 12:23
hahaha.. Whole Cheras only got 2 ?
jason Says:
February 12th, 2006 at 11:27
i agree with the funny conversation above…
this is really how Streamyx works…
actually, we’re way behind other countries…
broadband… i don’t see the reason of such Streamyx adopting this name – broadband, it should be called as narrowband

1Mbps… it’s very slow… & we don’t have many choices… 2Mbps is the max, but it’s for corporate users…
in the UK… there are 10Mbps/1Mbps
in the Netherlands… there are 20Mbps/2Mbps

therefore, we’re way behind time… sigh
琮正 Says:
February 12th, 2006 at 11:38
Hehee… will try to record a podcast!
Urahara Says:
April 2nd, 2006 at 19:23
hmmmmm…the speed really sux…not even can send a 135kb doc file via messenger……..loan shark with license
Eugene Says:
December 27th, 2006 at 19:05
I agree.
If you compare Malaysia with the UK or US, Malaysia is WAY WAY FAR behind.
The speed in the UK is ranges from 5Mbps – 56 Mbps.
Look at us: 1Mbps.

US military is using 100Mbps.

Anyway, Malaysia sucks.
Everything is always slow and 1 step behind.
Agree ?

Hey.
I wonder.
How did you do that command ?
What command did you type in in order for that (your screen shot above) to appear ?
E-mail back to me at teow_eugene@hotmail.com.
Thanks
Eugene Says:
December 27th, 2006 at 19:09
I agree.
If you compare Malaysia with the UK or US, Malaysia is WAY WAY FAR behind.
The speed in the UK is ranges from 5Mbps – 56 Mbps.
Look at us: 1Mbps.

US military is using 100Mbps.

Anyway, Malaysia sucks.
Everything is always slow and 1 step behind.
Agree ?

Hey.
I wonder.
How did you do that command ?
What command did you type in in order for that (your screen shot above) to appear ?
E-mail back to me teow_eugene@hotmail.com.
Thanks

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