Why is Telekom Malaysia So Rich?

2 days ago, I told you Telekom Malaysia’s billing system is a big mess. Besides not wanting to print additional page for me, now they demand a pakcik (elderly man) to pay RM806,400,000,000,000.01 in telephone bills. Pakcik Wahab nearly fainted when he saw the bill amount had so many zeros at the back.

For me, I would have surely fainted and pretend to be dead. RM800 trillion telephone bill – how to pay off? My grandson of my grandson and great grandson of my son also would’nt finish paying the bill. By year 2020, also cannot. I wonder how is it possible to make RM800 trillion in calls? 😀

I believe the dept collector from Sungai Petani sure felt happy till thought of dying. Why? RM800 trillion – he/she just takes 10% of the amount, then can break his/her legs and hands and spend the rest of his/her life relaxing with the money. Even the great great grandson and gang can break hands/legs together.

I grew up in Alor Setar, Kedah. In my entire life (even tho’ I am just 20+), I only know a place called Alor Setar in Kedah. But Pakcik Wahab’s bill addressed to Alor Setar, Penang. Oh, who’s the alien on earth been to Alor Setar, Penang before? Or maybe the programmer/developer should learn some geography. Alor Setar is in Kedah, bukan(not) Penang!

Pakcik, I support you, you should sue them because they nearly made you faint. Please la, Pakcik already 63 years old, don’t play this kind of fear factor thing on him.

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  1. whoa. with money like that, i can buy the whole new york. haha. anywho, i am somewhat okay with tm. but not tmnet streamyx.

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