国富百事顺啊~

女友刚刚被抢劫,庆幸的是她没有把IC放在手提包里,而且荷包里也只剩下RM7,唯一贵重的是一架手机,就当是给他买报纸/黑纸袋盖吧,哇哈哈~

很巧合的,昨晚翻看了Crash,有两场戏很深刻,大致上……

(第一场)
开场两个黑人那一段(从餐厅走出来,嘴里不停埋怨白人对他们种族歧视),
A: 你看到吗,那个服务生替周围的白人不知倒了几杯咖啡,就是不帮我们倒,还说什么黑人不会给小费……
B: 那刚才你给多少小费?

A: fxxk,那种服务还要我给小费,….bla bla….
B: ………
(然后拔枪,抢车,理由也是非常牵强,因为看到白人害怕而感到被侮辱….)

(第二场)
黑人导演(不想他人对他以“黑人”来相待,但事与人违)对那抢劫犯(也是黑人)说,
“你不止令我蒙羞,同时你也在侮辱着你自己。”

重点,抢我女友手提包的就是我们的友族同胞,很年轻,顶多30岁,四肢健全,摩托骑士。
我真的不想一支杆打沉整艘船,我也有一些马来同事,他们都很友善,我们甚至一起讨论,合作都没问题。
但是,为什么一旦发生类似的事情十之八九都是你们的Kang Kui?(不信,大可从今天的报纸开始计算)
你们又有什么废的理由去支持你们这种可耻的行为?

朋友,不是我种族歧视,羞辱你们的更不是他人,而是你们自己。

Tips and Tricks Calling To TM Net Streamyx Call Center

My streamyx was down again this morning until now. Calling to TM Net Call Center is pain in the ass. Because they will ask you silly questions and make you sound stupid. I found out the best way to communicate with their customer agent.

But first and foremost, you got to determine what is your TM Nut Streamyx’s error message with manual connection. What the hell is manual connection? Manual connection, according to TM Nut customer agent, it means connect Streamyx with your laptop/pc with PPPoE connection setup, NOT using router. Because router doesn’t shows you error message.

The example shown below only works with original/pirate Microsoft Windows XP SP2 license. Let’s start step by step;

Okay, remember the error message, 676 678 or bla bla bla… Now, try your luck making calls to 1300 88 9515, hopefully their customer agent would available to pick up your call. If yes, start your conversation something like this,

“Hello, I am a “network engineer” calling from www.paulooi.com, one of the most popular blog in Malaysia. My couldn’t connect my RM88 ringgit Streamyx since early morning. The DSL light is not blinking like the star in the sky, it’s permanently lighten up with beautiful green LED color. I have tried to connect it with manual connect, and it returns error message 678, may I know what is the problem?……”

  • If you mentioned “network engineer”, they will not ask dumb dumb questions like is the network card plugged in? is the cable connected to machine and etc.
  • If you mentioned RM88, means you are calculative and you see RM88 like RM8888. Let them know you are very poor.
  • Let them know DSL status light is very important.
  • Let them know the error message, so they can report to 2nd level support engineer.

So? Happy calling to TMNut Call Center. All rights not reserved. It’s under GPL license. And my fucking TMNet Streamyx is disconnected again, luckily I copy all before click on Publish!