Author: Paul Ooi

  • 啊伦哥!

    今天有够羞的东西要和你们分享。

    从那里开始说起。。。吖。。好!这里吧!

    一年一度全亚洲最大的骇客/黑客大会(Hack In The Box Conference)即将在三个星期后在吉隆玻KL Sentral Hilton大厅盛大举行。今天我和几位同事就到了吉隆玻Sentral Hilton酒店做实地考察,走过的大厅,过后我们必须去电房(Server Room)看看电缆。大厅在第六楼,电房在底楼,所以我们必须搭电梯下去底楼。

    羞的焦点就在这里。。。当电梯大门一大开的时候,我就向前走去要进入电梯。吖,好像不对劲呖,干嘛那么多人在里面,KL Hilton 一层楼有六、八架电梯,没有可能同一个时间承载那么多人的嘛,其实我讲多人的意思是五六个人啦。然后我就望着里面那位好面善的先生,那位先生就望着我,他的眼神好像告诉我,“细佬,你不是要进来吧。。。”。

    仔细看看,哦!!!这位先生非常面善,原来是梅艳芳的好朋友--谭詠伦啦!我很自然和没有什么惊喜下,就称呼他,“啊伦哥!”。噢。。。他好像在心里默默地想,“你啊星,哪个星球来的粉肠叫我啊伦哥?跟你好熟吗?我在乐坛假假地个个都称呼我“谭校长”,你这只东西尽然叫我“伦哥”? 那么没礼貌啊。。。。”。然后,他也无奈的点点头,笑笑,然后电梯门关上了。

    哦买锅(OMG)!我觉得还蛮非常奇怪的吧,那个称呼就好像遇见了一位很久没见的朋友,称呼“啊伦哥”?连我的同事也问我,“whois that? your friend?”。哈哈。。妈的,真的是超羞。。。但是,这也显示大马人的热情吧!哈哈,应该叫他出出来,合个照,签个名,好让他开心一下。

    说真的,这般人不知是吃什么大的啦,那个脸还是那么的年轻,他也应该五十来了吧,还keep到那么好,真的是佩服佩服。我年龄才二四,但是vovo每天说我是三五!!!!但是,我真的说真的,他们到底是吃什么补品,那么补的,应该不是SKII吧。

    就说说我去年到澳门的时候遇到偶像米雪,她也是keep到超棒的叻!连vovo都没得来!
    最近看到我同事褒戏,唐心风暴,米雪在戏里得发型蛮像我和她在澳门合照得发型,很美!

  • Finally Mel and Alphademon are Back..

    Tomorrow is the day!

    And the Team!

    And the Players!!!!

  • Anti-BN Project

    Just some silly stuff I would like to share.

    2 weeks back, I received an email with Subject: Welcome to Anti-BN Project. I was thinking which people on earth started this Anti Barisan National project, didn’t they heard of government is closely monitoring blogs and online contents. So, I read the first paragraph;

    Hello everybody:
    Thanks for your enthusiasm to support the AntiBN-Project. In
    order to make the communication smooth and effective, we’d better
    get a basic understanding of each other. Maybe some of you have
    already known each other, but I’m sure there are freshers among us.
    So I’d like to make the suggestion about member’s self-
    introduction.

    What? Support? Enthusiasm? No no, no way, people who love peace like me wouldn’t want to join this project! To avoid peering with such people, didn’t continue reading the next paragraph, immediately thrown the email into Trash folder and emptied trash asap. Restarted my laptop, after that I pray hard not to receive this Anti-BN Project email again!

    Today, I received an email again, “Anti-BN List: Self Introduction”. Oh gosh, again, the email came in. Why? Again! Self introduction some more! Why they involved me in such political project, I am not interested at all, but this time, I really want to find out what these people talk inside the list. So, I took a deep breath, clean my specs, read;

    All,

    In response to the request below:

    My Name is XXX, I own an NSP, ISP, and DataCenter. As such I am
    interested in BotNet Analysis, Threat Vectors and Overall Reduction.

    Oppsss…. Sorry, this is not the Anti-BN project I thought of. I was invited to join an Anti-BotNet Project.

    Back to work,
    No politics,
    Peace.

  • 部落格。猴子论

    电台访问取消,
    有点时间读部落,
    读来读去,一直见到很多部落客讲猴子,
    弄到我一头雾水,
    如果没仔细读,我还以为孙悟空开始写部落了!
    突然间,觉得部落空间就变成一个有很多猴子的森林。。嘻嘻。。

    原来,有位在英国留过学的大学生又口出狂言罢了。

    这里,
    我有些忠言啦,
    猴子猴孙们,别那么气吧。
    当猴子没什么不好,
    最重要得是,就算我们是班猴子猴孙,
    也要当个有脑的、聪明的,EQ高高的猴子猴孙,

    别让有读书的人来那样气我们这些光荣的部落客!

    其实住在这片地那么多年,
    口出狂言的大学生,不是第一次发表那么高尚的言论,
    要记得叻,除了它,我们还有千千万万的那种人天天见报讲无聊的话。

    所谓狗眼看人底。。
    什么含义?
    含义就大咯。。。
    它们,看不起有些人,
    它们,讲什么都是对的,
    它们,做什么也是对的,
    它们,简直就是神,
    因为它们讲和做人做不到的事。
    还记得傻强讲过什么吗?

    其实,人也是神,但是他做人做不到的事。

    所以,开开信心,光光荣荣做位部落客。
    相信我啦,读报纸,读娱乐和体育版就可以,
    保证你会开心点。。。
    嘿,别以为体育版不好读叻。。。
    蛮有娱乐性的,当你看到大马足球的新闻,就知道我们是。。有多么的强!

    神啊神,人啊人,猴啊猴,子啊子。。。
    神说我们是骗子,嘛骗子咯。。。
    神说我们是猴子,嘛猴子咯。。。
    反正人犯或不犯我,我都不会犯人。。。

    你要发表说我是猴子,骗子,子猴,子骗,骗猴子子,猴骗子子,子骗子猴,猴子骗子。。
    都无。相。幹!
    因为,无论你怎样讲,












    我是猴子猴孙部落客,怎样?爽吗?