Paul Ooi

Author: Paul Ooi

  • How to Watch P0rn in Office

    The other day my colleague was watching p0rn by hiding the monitor from us, but i forget to tell him that he didn’t turn off the speaker…

  • 人有高低潮

    在走着人生道路当中，
    我们会走过快乐，悲伤，痛苦，无助，无奈，难堪。。。
    快乐，就是开心，
    悲伤，痛苦，无助，无奈，难堪，就是伤心。

    为什么在我们的人生里，
    伤心的事永远会多过开心？
    有时候，我们难免会做错决定，
    但是，无论如何，
    决定是你自己选择的。
    做错了，就想尽办法来补救。

    看看我看的天空，和你看的天空i,有什么不一样？

  • After the Petrol Price Increase to RM2.70 in Malaysia

    This morning, my wallet is bleeding, seeing that the 40 litres petrol sales cost me RM108++ is truly pain in the ass, yes, my ass, not Pak Lah ass, nor Petronas ass… not BN’s ass…

    I have a new SLA with my car from today onward, driving less than 350km/week. Go to work early, coming home late, to skip the jam in town. It shows that I work my ass out hard, but the truth is I want to save electricity and enjoy free air conditional in the office, also the free Internet. 😉 This is how I change my Lifestyle, for now.

  • Pak Lah Told To Change Your Fscking Lifestlye

    Government told us to change our lifestyle, government told, meaning Pak Lah told us to change our lifestyle la, am I right? Ok la, we change our lifestyle? Why would they want us to change our lifestyle where they never change their fscking lifestyle? You smart ass can spent money send 1 dungu to the space for nothing but then you cannot spend the money to build a better public transport in the city?

    How to change lifestyle la, meaning usually we have 3 meals a day now cut down to 2 meals a day? Only eat nasi lemak, support local food, and drink teh tarik will do. Boycott foreign chain restaurants like Nandos, Kenny Roger, Sushi King and what so ever.

    You government only know how to talk cock la, Change Lifestyle, my ass la you all mofo.

  • Countries to Migrate with Lower Gas Price

    Country USD/Litre
    Malaysia 0.84
    Bahrain 0.27
    Brunei 0.39
    China 0.74
    Egypt (Cairo) 0.32
    Indonesia 0.65
    Iran 0.11
    Kuwait 0.21
    Mexico 0.62
    Nigeria 0.10
    North Korea 0.71
    Qatar 0.22
    Riyadh 0.12
    Turkmenistan 0.08
    UAE 0.37
    Venezuela 0.05

    I think I will go Venezuela, cause I am not sure where is Turkmenistan. Beside, girls in Venezuela is prettier… Don’t believe, look at the pictures below! 😀 But what job should I get there?

    Again, Malaysia, as one of the oil production country in the world, price of the oil, gas is still expensive, HOW COME? Because it’s Malaysia, Truly Asia (what the fu*k is that?)