Author: Paul Ooi

  • Marry Vietnamese

    What the hell, one of the ads appeared at China street. The ads said, gurranty you marry a vietnamese girl in 3 months time. 20,000RMB only, 6 days return trips from China mainland to Vietnam.

    The coolest part is here, the FOUR gurranties;

    • 1. Virginity assurance.
    • 2. Marry in 3 months.
    • 3. Price is fix at 20,000RMB, no more extra cost and increment.
    • 4. Exchangable to new vietnamese girl if the wife escape/runaway in between one year.(Sound like one year warranty).

    And, if you are interested call the no. la!

  • Scary Lift

    It would be cool if I have one of that lift in my condo. But, what if some day the lift really not working? 😛

  • Nikon D80 Pictures

    Some pictures taken with Nikon D80 Camera

    Haha, the Google Cheque ain’t taken by D80, just that hope that Google Adsense can bring me a D80 camera 😀

  • Hackem

    telnet and hackem, well… Have fun 🙂 Run this command either in terminal and command prompt.

    telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

  • I Love Google

    Today, from the mailbox of my condo, from the hand of my housemate, got a mail. A mail from US, and it’s a cheque from Google Adsense! This is my 2nd cheque. Well, thanks for reader who dropped by here often with no purpose and thanks google for the $ and it really inspired me to write more crapusefull article. If you want some technical stuff, drop by takizo.com. Thanks Google and visitor, you all rock!