Author: Paul Ooi

  • Excuse Me

    Guy: I am going to peee. You wait me the other side k?
    Girl: O.k

  • Somewhere Nowhere

    Sometime, when you are trap in the busy city, and loaded with ton of works. What you will think of is having a nice break at a small village, having sea food and relax your mind. That was what my colleague did for his 2 weeks holiday.

  • Crane Falls Down

    Heavy rain and strong wind hit Duta area and caused a mess on the road. A crane fall down at my new developing condo and a lot of trees fell onto the road at Duta – Segambut road.

  • He Can Licks His Elbow

    This dude is damn cool, he left comments on my blog and said he can licks his elbow. I said I can’t, and asked him to show and share the “prove” with us, yes… Here you are!

    Sam Thompson, what I want to say is… “You damn fscking rocks!”

  • Friends Complaint

    Paul Ooi's FriendsSome of my old friends buzz me for the past few weeks, after they found out I have a blog. Most of them asked the same question, “Cong Jen, what the hell are you writing on your blog, I can’t understand at all”.

    Even Max – the money face also complaint my blog is boring, compare to last time. He said he wants to see some hamsap pictures and read some hamsap jokes (Dude, I show you nice nipple and can you please don’t show to Ling?). Sorry to make you guys confused on what I have written sometime. It’s actually toward some technical thingy.

    So, I decided to follow what Mel did (don’t you agree I am a good follower?), seperate my personal blog and technical blog. So, from today onward, this blog will becomes Paul Ooi & Friends blog and Takizo will become technical articles blog.

    My dad also said he don’t understand what I write, and he decided to change his internet browser homepage to soccernet