Author: Paul Ooi

  • Life in the Googleplex

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    Google, CA

    Google, London

  • Petrol Price Increase 30sen?

    From a chat conversation 1 minute ago.

    Mr XXX: here my fren say esok petrol naik 30sen
    takizo: issit?
    Mr XXX: my fren said one
    takizo: oo..
    Mr XXX: his dad’s fren petrol station
    takizo: how reliable
    Mr XXX: not sure
    Mr XXX: see ur car if really empty
    Mr XXX: then can go pump lorr
    Mr XXX: still early
    takizo: aiya
    takizo: i really need to pump
    takizo: just back from Cyberjaya
    Mr XXX: ewa
    Mr XXX: ike that try pass by petrol station see
    takizo: ok la, i go to see see.. going to empty liao

  • Download Tammy’s videos

    I feel sympathy on what has happened on Tammy. It seem like everybody is looking for the clips to download. I believe most of the people only able to download Part 1 & Part 2, who knows, I got all parts, Part 1 – 4.. I bet you guys enjoy the previous episode & would like to see more.

    Allright, before download the video, please respect Tammy, she is just a normal girl, please stop discussing and teasing her. I bet you guys/girls don’t wish this kind of clips release online and massively download by people all around the world. Am I right? Okay, here is all parts of the video. Enjoy. Please delete after you enjoy it. Thanks.

    Tammy_part1.3gp
    Tammy_part2.3gp
    Tammy_part3.3gp
    Tammy_part4.3gp

  • Dictionary

    Cigarette :
    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

    Lecture :
    An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

    Conference :
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise :
    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Conference Room :
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Classic :
    A book which people praise, but do not read.

    Etc. :
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee :
    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience :
    The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb :
    An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher :
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    Diplomat :
    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    Father :
    A banker provided by nature.

    Boss :
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Doctor :
    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bill.