Author: Paul Ooi

  • 因为我不是狗

    小星: 小根,帮我更换最新的网站照帖。
    小根: 好,现在弄。
    (五分钟后。。。)
    小根:小星,我弄好了。
    小星:好,谢谢!
    小根:没饼干吗?
    小星:好吧,给你一片。
    小保罗:小星,我也要。
    小星:好吧,给你一片。
    小根(很气):为什么小保罗没做东西你给他!!!
    小星:因为他不是狗。。。

    故事要点:每当练狗师练狗,都会“给”它食物为鼓励。小根是狗吗?

  • Report from TMNet Netmyne?

    TMNet Netmyne promised to send us the down time reports. But, where are the report? I still haven’t receive..

    TMNet Netmyne Downtime 1
    TMNet Netmyne Downtime 2

  • Back to Jamming again!

    Yesterday night jamming with new band, I can’t remember when was the last time I jam, I think it was 5-6 years back, when I was in Form5 … Somewhere in year 200o or earlier.

    Long time didn’t play guitar, fingers are cramp when runining lead/riff, luckily the songs we jam are not many lead in it. Check out My Pictures folder, still can get few picture with my old band members, and it bring back my old sweet memory..


    First time perform @ RTM, the function “Virtuoso Guitar Night”


    My first band – Fixxxers, am center, on left my cousin – Wei, performing @ Shopping Complex


    The last band I played with, the band name……… THE WONDERS 😛 The band is specially for Band Alert(now known as Asian Beat) competition, after competition we disband.. 🙁


    Practise @ Studio


    v r playing That Thing You Do, started with clap 🙂


    me and Steve – Backing + lead guitarist


    Spot something on the guitar? YES! MANCHESTER UNITED 😛 + 101 Dalmations (it’s 101, no joke)


    me and Ric, the bassist (at the back, adjust drum cymbal was Michael from Uglymen)


    Solo time


    three dumbass


    Have u seen guitar solo with biting guitar string? I show u next time 😛

  • Perl Perl Perl

    Perl Script Perl Script,
    because of you,
    I got to stay up late…

    because of you,
    you make me headache..

    FreeBSD ports broken…
    Help!

  • Jason Mraz – Word Play

    Wordplay
    Words By Jason Mraz & Kevin Kadish, Music By Jason Mraz

    I’ve been all around the world
    I’ve been a new sensation.
    But it doesn’t really matter in this g-g-generation
    The sophmore slump is an uphill battle
    But someone said that ain’t my scene
    Cuz they need a new song like a new religion
    Music for the television
    I cant do the long division someone do the math
    Before the record label puts me on a shelf up in the freezer
    And I gotta find another way to live the life of leisure
    So I drop my top
    Mix and I mingle…
    Is everybody ready for the single (and it goes)…

    la la la la la listen closely to the verse I lay
    La la la la It’s all about the wordplay
    I la la la la love the wonderful thing it does because
    Because I am the wizard of oohs and ahhs and fa la la la’s
    The MR. A to Z they say is all about the wordplay.

    When it’s time to get ill I got your remedy
    For those who don’t remember me
    Let me introduce you to my style
    I try to keep a jumble in the lyrics never mumble
    When the groove is making people tongue-tied
    You want a new song like a new religion
    Music for the television
    I cant do the long division someone do the math
    Before my people write me off just like a one hit wonder
    I gotta find another way to keep from going under
    Pull out the stops – Got your attention
    I guess it’s time again for me to mention the wordplay.

    la la la la la listen closer to the verse I lay
    It’s all about the wordplay
    I la la la la love the wonderful thing it does because
    Because I am the wizard of oohs and ahhs and fa la la la’s
    The mister A to Z they say is all about the wordplay.

    I built a BRIDGE across the Stream of consciousness
    It always seems to be a flowing
    Though I don’t know which way my brain is going
    All the rhyming and the timing keep the melodies inside me
    ever climbing ‘til I’m running out of air…
    Are you prepared to take a dive into the deep end of my head?
    Are you listening to a “single” word I’ve said?

    La la la la la listen closer to the verse I lay
    La la la la I’m sticking with the wordplay
    I la la la la love the wonderful thing it does because
    Because I am the wizard of oohs and ahhs and fa la la la’s
    The mister A to Z they say is all about the wordplay.

    Because of the oohs and the ahhs and fa la la’s
    Fall back in love with the mister A to Z
    They say is all about the wordplay.


    www.jasonmraz.com