Paul-琮政 Life

A little bit free time now

A lot of projects this month, finally… everything seem going to complete. Wondering why all come in one time, and all done at the same time, the timing really make me sick. But, nevermind, at least now I have some free time to prepare Malaysia PHP User Group next meet up. I think the meet up date has to change to other day, this is due to servers migration on next weekend.

Feel so so so sorry to Kumaran, left his brand new laptop for 1 week and I still haven’t configure the stuff he wanted. Going to do it later and bring back to Serdang for him. Was thinking any old friend stay in Serdang? yes… Lee Wei Nen, try to call him dinner tonight., local chinese rock band! Going to write a simple CMS system for them to update latest news……

and there is another project coming on board, will meet that person in this week? Hope he is free to meet up!

For my blogs, try to come out joke of the day. Not everyday, may be on Monday, Wednesday, Friday? Good idea? hehehee… o.k, running out of time, better do something!

Sogua, B2’s blog looks nice. TwinsMum want to see Sogua’s pictures? I think you visited my online photo album, and this is Sogua

Paul-琮政 Life

Do you have an email? I just closed mine :p

A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

“You are employed” he said. “Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start”. The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, or an email” . “I’m sorry”,said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, “I don’t have an email. The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!”

The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

Moral of the story:
M1 – Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 – If you don’t have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 – If you read this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire
M4 – If you read from my Blog, you might become millionaire in the future 🙂 … Have a great day!!!

Paul-琮政 Life


傻瓜日记开跑了,Twin妈妈再kembang? 影响力真大,应该也称得上… …还是没有啦,看看傻瓜有什么作为! 🙂 就这样,多了个人blog.傻瓜,要好好blog,尽好你的本份,我不是随便赞助web space的噢!

讲了那么多,傻瓜Blog – 按此介入

Paul-琮政 Life


新强姦手法 – 什么世界啊?

有个女士在放工路上看到一个小孩哭, 是人都会问那个小孩发生什么事, 小孩说迷了路, 可以带他回家吗? 是人都会同情带他回家. 那为女士就跟着小孩给她的纸条, 送他回家.

在按门铃的时候, 就被门铃的高电压电昏. 当那女士醒来后身上就光溜溜的在一间空无一人的屋内. 连那为行凶者是谁也没看见.

现在的行凶者会利用人性的同情心来下手! 小孩迷路带他去警察局啦, 是明智的做法,警察叔叔会照顾他. 你信现在的小孩会迷路吗? 想想,动动脑,万事都会好!

Paul-琮政 Life

Sogua, 等你哟.. 猪都爬上树了!

嘻嘻,是不是突然间看到很多文章Leh!故事是这样的…在很久很久以前….stop cock..在作天,老板就 forward 一张 email 给我, 是他的一位老友吧, 说要 subcribe hosting package, 当然她就叫我参观参观一下…. 第一页就够了… 够什么? 够搞笑啦, 为什么? 你自己看啦… 不想多说.. 看了过后就 msn 给 Sogua… walaoei, Sogua 就好象中了毒, 一直在那边褒 blog, 从英文页到中文版… 弄到我也上瘾…. 其实, 得空 blog blog 也好,把开心不开心的尽量在网上展露出来… 所以就跟 Sogua 打算 blog blog 两下… 其实我早已开始blog了, 但是在弄着 server development的时候就拿了 来做实验… 现在 server 已经顺利开跑… 是时候开始 blog blog, 人忙很多事都很快变成过去, blog 下以后又可看回… 是好事来的… 所以无聊的我就”前天.昨天.今天.明天.后天”…. 幸好汉语拼音还不错, 如果是 KKL 就吃力咯! 连强姦也不会拼, 拼成强奸, 真是无敌!! Sogua, 我已经开始了, 你呢? 你呢? 猪都爬上树了, 你的 blog 还在梦里!

今天发生什么事呢….. 哦对, 跟 Roshan 去 Mid Valley, 当陪客… 陪他买 digital camera.. 去第一间… 是在 MPH 的附近… 进到去…. wee wang wang wang 问了很多问题, 在要付钱的时候…. 等等, 因我朋友很穷,连一天两餐都要省, 因为他想成为一为很 pro 的 journalist, digital camera 是在所难免要买, 所以就打算用信用卡分期付款… 继续.. 当要付钱的时候, “Sir, sorry har, ezypay min purchase is RM1000” 揾吉,闪… 去另外一间… 先在… 处身在另一间相店里… saleman不象saleman, 卖东西要人叫他… “can we test? .. oh.. 3.2 megapix? oh… got video function?” Q&A meh! 请自己做好本分介绍介绍一下啦… 真没用… 好啦, 这次.. 选好了.. 价钱是 RM1399, 分期付款… credit card 也受了… 准备要过帐… 此时此刻, 晴天霹雳… ‘Sir, please wait.. let me check the stock… Oh sorry sir, stock finish, only left the one on the shelf…” wa biang! 无敌… 就这样… 他也放弃了买 digital camera… haih…波折重重,是我也放弃.. 真是浪间.. 什么浪间? 马是浪费时间咯.. 笨! =p