Category: Paul-琮政 Life

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From a chat conversation 1 minute ago.

Mr XXX: here my fren say esok petrol naik 30sen
takizo: issit?
Mr XXX: my fren said one
takizo: oo..
Mr XXX: his dad’s fren petrol station
takizo: how reliable
Mr XXX: not sure
Mr XXX: see ur car if really empty
Mr XXX: then can go pump lorr
Mr XXX: still early
takizo: aiya
takizo: i really need to pump
takizo: just back from Cyberjaya
Mr XXX: ewa
Mr XXX: ike that try pass by petrol station see
takizo: ok la, i go to see see.. going to empty liao

I feel sympathy on what has happened on Tammy. It seem like everybody is looking for the clips to download. I believe most of the people only able to download Part 1 & Part 2, who knows, I got all parts, Part 1 – 4.. I bet you guys enjoy the previous episode & would like to see more.

Allright, before download the video, please respect Tammy, she is just a normal girl, please stop discussing and teasing her. I bet you guys/girls don’t wish this kind of clips release online and massively download by people all around the world. Am I right? Okay, here is all parts of the video. Enjoy. Please delete after you enjoy it. Thanks.

Tammy_part1.3gp
Tammy_part2.3gp
Tammy_part3.3gp
Tammy_part4.3gp

Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Father :
A banker provided by nature.

Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bill.

近兩天，午餐的時候， 個個都在大門口討論要吃什麽，要去那裏吃。所以我們會大概浪費了十至十五分鐘討論，或者是賴其中一個做決定。

爲何呢？個個都害怕禽流感。矮子說我怕死，我的同事有一個金玉良言，在我們的人生裏，失敗可以很多次，死只有一次。那麽年輕，父母用心良苦的栽培我們，這麽樣走了，不是很對不起他們老人家嗎？

哈哈，很明顯的，在我工作這一區的雞飯店，原本很多人，變成沒人了，而原本很少人的齋舘就滿座。那些走進去雞飯店吃的，肯定有夠資格去參加Fear Factor了。如果再這麽下去的話，雞飯店的生意就很淡了，那麽不就是很慘？

應該是時候想想辦法把雞飯變成叉燒燒肉檔，肯定賺到笑。這也讓我意味着，不知幾時，政府一定會來一個吃雞大會，嘻嘻。