手機浸水小常識

手機進水急救小常識!重要!前兩天手機不知為什麼,自己跳進茶
杯裡,當然一陣忙亂,關、拆、擦、甩、吹,剛好人在維修店附近,
趕忙送去維修,目前已無事。
維修人員告知一重要常識,可提供給各位如手機要自殺時的緊急小
常識,可使手機不容易告別人間。手機一進水,請切記不要作任何按
鍵動作,尤其是關機(一按任何動作,水馬上會跟著電路板流串),
正確的方法為馬上打開外蓋,直接將電池拿下,直接強迫斷電,可保
主機板不被水侵襲。這個常識非常重要,故轉告各位,使大家的手機
可用久一點。學一學吧!以後以備不時之需啊!

A little bit free time now

A lot of projects this month, finally… everything seem going to complete. Wondering why all come in one time, and all done at the same time, the timing really make me sick. But, nevermind, at least now I have some free time to prepare Malaysia PHP User Group next meet up. I think the meet up date has to change to other day, this is due to servers migration on next weekend.

Feel so so so sorry to Kumaran, left his brand new laptop for 1 week and I still haven’t configure the stuff he wanted. Going to do it later and bring back to Serdang for him. Was thinking any old friend stay in Serdang? yes… Lee Wei Nen, try to call him dinner tonight.

Uglymen.net, local chinese rock band! Going to write a simple CMS system for them to update latest news……

and there is another project coming on board, will meet that person in this week? Hope he is free to meet up!

For my blogs, try to come out joke of the day. Not everyday, may be on Monday, Wednesday, Friday? Good idea? hehehee… o.k, running out of time, better do something!

Sogua, B2’s blog looks nice. TwinsMum want to see Sogua’s pictures? I think you visited my online photo album, and this is Sogua

Do you have an email? I just closed mine :p

A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

“You are employed” he said. “Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start”. The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, or an email” . “I’m sorry”,said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, “I don’t have an email. The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!”

The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

Moral of the story:
M1 – Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 – If you don’t have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 – If you read this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire
M4 – If you read from my Blog, you might become millionaire in the future 🙂 … Have a great day!!!

有同情心是好事,但要用心用脑

新强姦手法 – 什么世界啊?

有个女士在放工路上看到一个小孩哭, 是人都会问那个小孩发生什么事, 小孩说迷了路, 可以带他回家吗? 是人都会同情带他回家. 那为女士就跟着小孩给她的纸条, 送他回家.

在按门铃的时候, 就被门铃的高电压电昏. 当那女士醒来后身上就光溜溜的在一间空无一人的屋内. 连那为行凶者是谁也没看见.

现在的行凶者会利用人性的同情心来下手! 小孩迷路带他去警察局啦, 是明智的做法,警察叔叔会照顾他. 你信现在的小孩会迷路吗? 想想,动动脑,万事都会好!