A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
A book which people praise, but do not read.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
A banker provided by nature.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bill.