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  • Manchester United and England Vulnerabilities

    RooneyIt’s sad Manchester United didn’t win the game this morning againt Middlesbrough. After Rooney had been DDoS attacked by Chelsea defend.worms.[x!%^] last weekend, it is clearly shown that Man Utd doesn’t have any good virus that can penetrate in the coming games.

    Ruud Van Nistelrooy is like a Cisco Router connected to TMNet Eastgate; A high end router doesn’t get connected with a good backbone. Ever since Becks left Man Utd, Ruud Van Nistelrooy hasn’t found any good crosses for a goal penetration; it’s like wearing a high quality Durex condom that can’t fire in the hole. Futhermore the Cisco Router Mr Ruud missed a penalty kick this morning. Sir Alex Ferguson has to consider sending the Cisco Router for a service.

    I am sure all Manchester United fans miss goal|machine.worm.[mgs] – Rooney. He really needs a good fixdisk software like Norton, so the leg can be fixed as soon as possible and crawl faster like Google Bots.

    Sir Alex Furgeson has to rewrite the firewall rules to make sure Man Utd wins the last game. Meanwhile England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson, should sit down and patch the England team and get a new worm to come in. Don’t hope for goal|machine.worm.[mgs] to play during the World Cup 2006 in Germany, because the worm is not a normal hard disk crash. It’s like TMNet Packeteer hangs during peak hours, and requires long hours to resolve the intermitten.

  • 認識女子的第一句話應該是…….

    上個星期去了家附近一間酒吧
    矮子第一眼就看上了一個串的很像chelsea教練murinho的大波美女
    計畫進行的很順利 , 矮子也得到他的名字
    矮子也決定了今天 , 也是他工作的一天 , 突擊他
    矮子online訂了12朵超大本地金馬輪超紅玫瑰送給他
    在知道他收了矮子的花的時候很開心 , 矮子也覺得很開心
    後來才知道他…原來才15歲…天阿 , 我的心突然停了…..
    自我安慰的的是 , 他小我10歲 , 不是12歲
    要不然我屬雞;他也屬雞….

    後記 :
    1)未成年晚上不應該出來打工
    2)不准過度挺胸
    3)不可以企圖/有意的隱瞞自己的實際年級
    4)年級小小不可以太串 , 後果自負

    如題:
    矮子強力推薦 : 問成年未

  • Washing Machine OOS

    House’s washing machine out of service. Few weeks back, it could wash but it couldn’t spin. Since yesterday, it can’t wash but can spin. It can’t be used anymore because the water keeps filling and cannot stop.

    I think, it’s time to buy a new washing machine. Or somebody would like to donate old washing machine? 😉

  • 北京

    矮子換名字了 , 好漢

  • 珍贵的回忆

    依稀记得,每逢遇到什么节日,桌上都会摆满了一大堆供品,尤其拜祖先的那天,桌上的供品更是多不胜数,婆婆总是时时唠叨地叮属我们所有供品的正确地摆法,那粉红色的发糕,它那松软的口感永远是那么的美味。

    端午节的时候,整间屋子都弥漫着竹叶的清香,馋嘴的我总是吵着妈妈弄个加料的粽子给我。偷吃地主公前的小饼干及花生糖是小时候的小小乐趣,虽然过后总是挨打挨骂,但还是乐在心头。

    还有天公诞,最喜欢和爸爸把甘蔗抬到高高的,据说抬得越高天公越容易看得到,所有邻居都出尽法宝来把桌子垫高,有的重叠桌子,有的干脆上天台去拜等等,很有趣。

    孟兰节不但不可怕,反而很期待,尤其化宝的时候所有兄弟姐妹必须手牵手围着熊熊的烈火,在热也不可以放手,那一刻的情景最为感动。

    但说起最温馨的回忆,还是每逢星期天的早晨,天还没亮,公公就抱着还是睡眼朦胧的我到茶楼去,茶楼给我的印象总是烟雾弥漫,人山人海,吵吵闹闹的,当时的点心还没有现在点心楼般多样化,但传统的一笼叉烧包和一笼烧卖已经让我吃得呵呵大笑了。

    团年饭,搓汤圆,折金纸,放鞭炮等等…等等…
    每次回想起这些珍贵的回忆,鼻子难免会一酸,泪眶也会不受控地流下两滴眼泪…

    人生有许多许多珍贵的回忆,常常会在我们不经意的情况下被淡忘掉,当要回味的时候,往往只能将埋藏在脑海深处,零零碎碎的碎片面勉强地组织成一些模糊的画面而已。

    透过相片,帮您保留珍贵的时光,让温馨的故事继续流传下去。