Kuching is a city with 70% of the roads are named after famous people, most of whom are Datuks, some of whom have unfortunately very very long names.
Look at the pics.
Its not true what they said about Sarawakians living on trees you know. That’s not what we’re famous for. We’re famous for giving road directions to tourists.
Tourist: “Excuse me, how do I get to the library?”
Local Sarawakian: “Oh that’s easy! From here, go along Jalan Datuk Abang Abdul Rahim, turn right at Jalan Tun Abdul Rahman and drive until you reach Bulatan Datuk Temenggong Abang Kipali Bin Abang Akip. Do a 3 o’clock towards Jalan TunKU Abdul Rahman, make a left at Jalan Tun Ahmad Zaidi Adruce and drive until you reach the roundabout at Bulatan Datuk Amar Abang Haji Suleiman Bin Haji Taha. Exit at Jalan Tun Abang Haji Openg, then turn left at Jalan Laksamana Cheng Ho. Soon you’ll reach Bulatan Datuk Menteri Abang Haji Mohammad Zin Bin Haji Salleh, where you should turn into Jalan Tun Datuk Patinggi Abang Haji Muhammad Salahuddin until you arrive Bulatan Datuk Patinggi Abang Haji Abdillah Bin Datuk Bandar Abang Haji Mohammad Kassim.
The library is just on your left. Any questions?”
Female reporter was interviewing 1 farmer regarding mad cow disease.
Reporter : Sir, would you like to comments about the mad cow disease?
Farmer : Lady, Do you know that bull and cow only have sex once in a year?
Reporter : I respect your comments but we’re talking about mad cow disease here.
Farmer : Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow’s breast for milk 6 times a day?
Reporter : Sir, but what has it got to do with mad cow disease ?
Farmer : If your boy friend squeezes your breast 6 times a day but only have SEX once a year — WILL YOU BE MAD ???
I like to eat fruit, especially watermelon, but this watermelon seem like oceanmelon 🙂
Eric, heard you having fun in Vietnam! Oh… we are so jealous about it, what can we do? check out the pictures, if you don’t bring something good from Vietnam to us, then we will do something that you do not hope to happen! Ha ha ha…
The Tech Team