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Malaysia, well known as the most corrupted nation in Asia. Essentially a tiny peninsula found to the north of their extremely anal cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, it is a young nation of diverse cultures and races such as F1 Formula-1 and Nascar. The nation is moving foward with a vision as a collective community towards the vision of becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 4040, 5050 or whatever catchy number. Malaysia is a nation in Southeast Asia and is made up of 13 states namely Selengor, Kedoh, Terengggganu, Kelentoh, Pahang, Penang, Malacca, Johor Balu (just north of Singkaypoh), Sabah, Sarawak (which reluctantly joined Malaysia as a state), Police, Maliuka, Berak and Nogowi. The three federal territories Kuala Laupek, Puterijaya and Labuah don’t count as states since they’re too small anyway, like Taiwan. Another common state that Malaysians have is denial (no lah, where got?), which incidentally, is a river in Egypt.
# Datuk Tunku Adnan (Raja Pusing) – Claims that all bloggers on the Internet are liars, out of which 80% are unemployed women and then manage to keling-pusing his way out by saying that he’s referring to Indonesian bloggers and that he loves all woman because majority of his supporters are woman.
# Rapidah Aziz – Ex-National Queen of Cherries. Now Queen of AP. Expertise: Crying her way out of trouble.
# Zainuddin ‘the idiot’ Mydin – Information Minister who now wants to ban non-Malaysian faces on ads.
# Badut-ruddin bin Amiruldin – Famous for his “You tak suka, you keluar!” phrase.
# Noh Omar – Also famous for his uncalled for “If foreigners think that Malaysia police are brutal, please go back to their own countries and not to stay here.” phrase
# Abdullah Bodohwi – Falls asleep during meetings and lies to the public and when he cannot reply keeps an ‘elegant silence’
# Najis Tun Razak- Assisstant to Bodohwi but not well liked and is also shorter with less hair.
# Hisappudding Hussein – Master of the Keri