It’s sad Manchester United didn’t win the game this morning againt Middlesbrough. After Rooney had been DDoS attacked by Chelsea defend.worms.[x!%^] last weekend, it is clearly shown that Man Utd doesn’t have any good virus that can penetrate in the coming games.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy is like a Cisco Router connected to TMNet Eastgate; A high end router doesn’t get connected with a good backbone. Ever since Becks left Man Utd, Ruud Van Nistelrooy hasn’t found any good crosses for a goal penetration; it’s like wearing a high quality Durex condom that can’t fire in the hole. Futhermore the Cisco Router Mr Ruud missed a penalty kick this morning. Sir Alex Ferguson has to consider sending the Cisco Router for a service.
I am sure all Manchester United fans miss goal|machine.worm.[mgs] – Rooney. He really needs a good fixdisk software like Norton, so the leg can be fixed as soon as possible and crawl faster like Google Bots.
Sir Alex Furgeson has to rewrite the firewall rules to make sure Man Utd wins the last game. Meanwhile England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson, should sit down and patch the England team and get a new worm to come in. Don’t hope for goal|machine.worm.[mgs] to play during the World Cup 2006 in Germany, because the worm is not a normal hard disk crash. It’s like TMNet Packeteer hangs during peak hours, and requires long hours to resolve the intermitten.