Archive for June, 2008

Petrol Price Hike AGAIN This Week?

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Hints…

There are “some” petrol stations in Klang Valley, credit card payment cannot be used.
Some rumor circulate around, petrol price might increase this week.
Yesterday, in Parliament, 129 voted yes for petrol price increase and 78 voted no, it’s due to majority are BN voters in Parliament.
Government is trying to be nice to us, the [...]

Black Saturday Early Morning

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

Was having good dream, 5am got called, DB Server cannot access. Rush to DC, uh oh! DB Files Corrupted. Black Saturday. Trying to restore…

How to Watch P0rn in Office

Friday, June 20th, 2008

The other day my colleague was watching p0rn by hiding the monitor from us, but i forget to tell him that he didn’t turn off the speaker…

14-24 on Full Frame D3

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

人有高低潮

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

在走着人生道路当中,
我们会走过快乐,悲伤,痛苦,无助,无奈,难堪。。。
快乐,就是开心,
悲伤,痛苦,无助,无奈,难堪,就是伤心。
为什么在我们的人生里,
伤心的事永远会多过开心?
有时候,我们难免会做错决定,
但是,无论如何,
决定是你自己选择的。
做错了,就想尽办法来补救。
看看我看的天空,和你看的天空i,有什么不一样?

中国普通话VS马来西亚华语

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

中国普通话VS马来西亚华语
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>> 马来西亚华人乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚
> 持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人,但且看
> 我们的普通话………….
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>> 中国人:今晚你有空吗?我没空!
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>> 马来西亚华人:今晚你得不得空?我不得空!
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>> 中国人:饼干受潮了…。
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>> 马来西亚华人:饼干’漏风’了…。
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>> 中国人:从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
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>> 马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?
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>> 中国人:难道他不可以来吗?
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>> 马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?
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>> 中国人:周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
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>> 马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。
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>> 中国人:我一向都是这样的
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>> 马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦
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>> 中国人:我的手机掉进沟渠了。
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>> 马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。
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>> 中国人:这样你不是很不值得吗?
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>> 马来西亚华人:这样你’马’很不 ‘歹’?
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>> 中国人:你真是聪明!
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>> 马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)
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>> 中国人:你安静!
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>> 马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)
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>> 中国人:我要去银行取款。
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>> 马来西亚华人:我要去银行’按钱’。
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>> 中国人:为什么?
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>> 马来西亚华人:做么?
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>> 中国人:你很强~
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>> 马来西亚华人:你很够力~
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>> 中国人:明天也叫他一起去吧!
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>> 马来西亚华人:明天叫’埋’他一起去!
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>> 中国人:我很郁闷~~~
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>> 马来西亚华人:我很’显’(sien)啊~~~~(’显’比郁闷的境界更高)
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>> 中国人:你再说我就打你!
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>> 马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)
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>> 中国人:你在说什么?
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>> 马来西亚华人:你在说sommok?
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>> 中国人:你不要令我丢脸~
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>> 马来西亚华人:你不要’下水’我~
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>> 中国人:真被你气到…。
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>> 马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。
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>> 中国人:你别乱来~
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>> 马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~
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>> 中国人:你很无聊
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>> 马来西亚华人:你很废
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>> 中国人:XX你
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>> 马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)
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>> 中国人:迫切
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>> 马来西亚华人:bek chek
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>> 中国人:我们一起吃这碗面~
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>> [...]

After the Petrol Price Increase to RM2.70 in Malaysia

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

This morning, my wallet is bleeding, seeing that the 40 litres petrol sales cost me RM108++ is truly pain in the ass, yes, my ass, not Pak Lah ass, nor Petronas ass… not BN’s ass…
I have a new SLA with my car from today onward, driving less than 350km/week. Go to work early, coming [...]

Pak Lah Told To Change Your Fscking Lifestlye

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Government told us to change our lifestyle, government told, meaning Pak Lah told us to change our lifestyle la, am I right? Ok la, we change our lifestyle? Why would they want us to change our lifestyle where they never change their fscking lifestyle? You smart ass can spent money send 1 dungu to the [...]