中国普通话VS马来西亚华语 >> >> 马来西亚华人乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚 > 持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人,但且看 > 我们的普通话…………. >> >> 中国人:今晚你有空吗?我没空! >> >> 马来西亚华人:今晚你得不得空?我不得空! >> >> 中国人:饼干受潮了…。 >> >> 马来西亚华人:饼干’漏风’了…。 >> >> 中国人:从上海去苏州要多少个小时? >> >> 马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟? >> >> 中国人:难道他不可以来吗? >> >> 马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊? >> >> 中国人:周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。 >> >> 马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。 >> >> 中国人:我一向都是这样的 >> >> 马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦 >> >> 中国人:我的手机掉进沟渠了。 >> >> 马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。 >> >> 中国人:这样你不是很不值得吗? >> >>… Continue reading 中国普通话VS马来西亚华语
Month: June 2008
After the Petrol Price Increase to RM2.70 in Malaysia
This morning, my wallet is bleeding, seeing that the 40 litres petrol sales cost me RM108++ is truly pain in the ass, yes, my ass, not Pak Lah ass, nor Petronas ass… not BN’s ass… I have a new SLA with my car from today onward, driving less than 350km/week. Go to work early, coming… Continue reading After the Petrol Price Increase to RM2.70 in Malaysia
Pak Lah Told To Change Your Fscking Lifestlye
Government told us to change our lifestyle, government told, meaning Pak Lah told us to change our lifestyle la, am I right? Ok la, we change our lifestyle? Why would they want us to change our lifestyle where they never change their fscking lifestyle? You smart ass can spent money send 1 dungu to the… Continue reading Pak Lah Told To Change Your Fscking Lifestlye
Countries to Migrate with Lower Gas Price
Country USD/Litre Malaysia 0.84 Bahrain 0.27 Brunei 0.39 China 0.74 Egypt (Cairo) 0.32 Indonesia 0.65 Iran 0.11 Kuwait 0.21 Mexico 0.62 Nigeria 0.10 North Korea 0.71 Qatar 0.22 Riyadh 0.12 Turkmenistan 0.08 UAE 0.37 Venezuela 0.05 I think I will go Venezuela, cause I am not sure where is Turkmenistan. Beside, girls in Venezuela is… Continue reading Countries to Migrate with Lower Gas Price