Author: Paul Ooi

  • Anti-BN Project

    Just some silly stuff I would like to share.

    2 weeks back, I received an email with Subject: Welcome to Anti-BN Project. I was thinking which people on earth started this Anti Barisan National project, didn’t they heard of government is closely monitoring blogs and online contents. So, I read the first paragraph;

    Hello everybody:
    Thanks for your enthusiasm to support the AntiBN-Project. In
    order to make the communication smooth and effective, we’d better
    get a basic understanding of each other. Maybe some of you have
    already known each other, but I’m sure there are freshers among us.
    So I’d like to make the suggestion about member’s self-
    introduction.

    What? Support? Enthusiasm? No no, no way, people who love peace like me wouldn’t want to join this project! To avoid peering with such people, didn’t continue reading the next paragraph, immediately thrown the email into Trash folder and emptied trash asap. Restarted my laptop, after that I pray hard not to receive this Anti-BN Project email again!

    Today, I received an email again, “Anti-BN List: Self Introduction”. Oh gosh, again, the email came in. Why? Again! Self introduction some more! Why they involved me in such political project, I am not interested at all, but this time, I really want to find out what these people talk inside the list. So, I took a deep breath, clean my specs, read;

    All,

    In response to the request below:

    My Name is XXX, I own an NSP, ISP, and DataCenter. As such I am
    interested in BotNet Analysis, Threat Vectors and Overall Reduction.

    Oppsss…. Sorry, this is not the Anti-BN project I thought of. I was invited to join an Anti-BotNet Project.

    Back to work,
    No politics,
    Peace.

  • 部落格。猴子论

    电台访问取消,
    有点时间读部落,
    读来读去,一直见到很多部落客讲猴子,
    弄到我一头雾水,
    如果没仔细读,我还以为孙悟空开始写部落了!
    突然间,觉得部落空间就变成一个有很多猴子的森林。。嘻嘻。。

    原来,有位在英国留过学的大学生又口出狂言罢了。

    这里,
    我有些忠言啦,
    猴子猴孙们,别那么气吧。
    当猴子没什么不好,
    最重要得是,就算我们是班猴子猴孙,
    也要当个有脑的、聪明的,EQ高高的猴子猴孙,

    别让有读书的人来那样气我们这些光荣的部落客!

    其实住在这片地那么多年,
    口出狂言的大学生,不是第一次发表那么高尚的言论,
    要记得叻,除了它,我们还有千千万万的那种人天天见报讲无聊的话。

    所谓狗眼看人底。。
    什么含义?
    含义就大咯。。。
    它们,看不起有些人,
    它们,讲什么都是对的,
    它们,做什么也是对的,
    它们,简直就是神,
    因为它们讲和做人做不到的事。
    还记得傻强讲过什么吗?

    其实,人也是神,但是他做人做不到的事。

    所以,开开信心,光光荣荣做位部落客。
    相信我啦,读报纸,读娱乐和体育版就可以,
    保证你会开心点。。。
    嘿,别以为体育版不好读叻。。。
    蛮有娱乐性的,当你看到大马足球的新闻,就知道我们是。。有多么的强!

    神啊神,人啊人,猴啊猴,子啊子。。。
    神说我们是骗子,嘛骗子咯。。。
    神说我们是猴子,嘛猴子咯。。。
    反正人犯或不犯我,我都不会犯人。。。

    你要发表说我是猴子,骗子,子猴,子骗,骗猴子子,猴骗子子,子骗子猴,猴子骗子。。
    都无。相。幹!
    因为,无论你怎样讲,












    我是猴子猴孙部落客,怎样?爽吗?

  • 对你爱、爱、爱、aiFM

    当晚会和一班恶男谈情说爱。有空来收听噢。。。

    图片来自韩士

  • 我只能哈哈

    今天矮子寄我一张短讯,“政府说要挑战部落”。
    人在江湖,身不由己,我不能多说什么,只能哈哈。
    别担心,保罗与朋友不是他们的对象。
    我们,我、矮子、King、Vovo、和伟仔都是好公民,怕什么。

    补充一下,我已经有三十八天没读报纸,上报纸网站,或者看新闻。除了关于曼联足球队的新闻,别的通通不必告诉我,没有兴趣。因为没读报纸的日子过得比较开心点。不信?从今天开始,只读娱乐和运动版,其他的可以丢。一个月后,我保证你美过李嘉欣,开心过肥姐,瘦过郑秀文,年轻过张学友。