Author: Paul Ooi

One day, after watching Prison Break Season I. Ah Beng, Ah Lian and Gang plan to break into a bank and rob the safety boxes. Ah Beng and Ah Lian are the only 2 fellow who study until Form 5, so before they execute the safety box break plan, they got to make some study.

So, they went online, and went to this website and search for some e-book, and finally I got this e-book.

In the book, they study all kind of safety box design, learning very hard and quizes as well. But all the designs look same for them.

After few days training, they feel they are already fit, but Ah Lian think they left out something. “Oh Ah Beng, we don’t have tootoo leh”, Ah Beng, “What tootoo? Tattoo is it?”. So, Ah Beng and Ah Lian went to get some tattoo in one utama.

By this point of time, Ah Beng, Ah Lian and Gang are ready! So, they went to the bank… sqeeze into tiny small pipe, crawl to the toilet bowl, from toilet, to safety box area. Finally! They made it. Thet day, Ah Beng, Ah Lian and Gang were very lucky, because one of the safety box didn’t lock up!

They quickly sapu all the things in the safety box and go, but Ah Beng ei Gang said, “tan cheh, wait wait. Siao ah!!! we practice so many days only break ONE safety box?”

Ah Beng’s Gang said “Wa lang have to be macho, yau yeng like Michael(Miller). Cannot only break ONE safety box, take all la!”.

So, in the end, the move the whole safety box home and open with batang satay celup.

End Season One of Safety Box Break.

为了自己，为了朋友，为了亲人……
有一天搭乘电梯，就遇上了电梯突然断电，虽然紧急供电系统几秒后就开始作用，可
是电梯还是从13楼迅速往下墬。还好当时记起曾经看过电视教的，赶快把每一层楼的
按键都按下，好在电梯在五楼终于停止了 ,..真的有检回一条命的感觉！
当你面临生死一线间时，当下的你所做的每一个动作将决定你的生死与否。生活中，
难免会坐到电梯，但是！万一遇到电梯发生事故，迅速往下坠落时，你可能只有一个
念头「站在电梯里等死吧！… 」
可是今天….. 我在电视的一个外国频道看到一个非常好的节目。其中，他们还请了
专家示范…..
『电梯下坠时保护自己的最佳动作』
第一、(不论有几层楼) 赶快把每一层楼的按键都按下。
第二、如果电梯里有手把，一只手紧握手把。
第三、整个背部跟头部紧贴电梯内墙，呈一直线。
第四、膝盖呈弯曲姿势。
说明：因为电梯下坠时，你不会知道它会何时着地，且坠落时很可能会全身骨折而死。
所以：
第一点是当紧急电源启动时，电梯可以马上停止继续下坠 .
第二点是为了要固定你人所在的位子，以致于你不会因为重心不稳而摔伤
第三点是为了要运用电梯墙壁作为脊椎的防护 .
第四点是最重要的是因为韧带是唯一人体富含弹性的一个组织，
所以借用膝盖弯曲来承受重击压力，比骨头来承受压力来的大。这个信息绝不虚构，
只是我觉得很重要想让大家都知道，以防万一 .
为了自己，为了朋友，为了亲人……看完之后请广为转寄…功德无量

1 week holiday doesn’t sound long for me, or perhaps you too. Looking back what you did 7 days ago was like you just it did yesterday. Enought for holiday, is time to get yourself up, back to work, and earn more money and spend all the money in chinese new year 🙂 I am looking forward year end holiday. It’s coming real soon. Hong Kong, I am coming soon.

The “entry” level of flickr account doesn’t fit my needs. I decided to get myself a Pro account. So I can upload more pictures and share more, to everyone, to the other corner of the world.

I got up before dawn, picked up 矮子， filling up petrol, then we start our journey to Melaka, an unplanned one day trip. We faithfully thanks Ah Yong for his great tour guide in Melaka, and also thanks him for the 50 pieces “bullet” chicken rice for FOUR person (I will not eat chicken rice for one month). We went to jonker street, A’Famosa, Crocodile Farm, and Zoo. It would be nice if the rain didn’t fall after 15 minutes we entered the zoo. We end up siting at the zoo’s cafeteria until the rain stop and went for dinner. At night, we had satay celup and happy to see Jason joint us for the dinner.

After dinner, slowly and safely drove back to silent “gay ell”, it’s very tired but worth it, because someone only holiday once a year… And some pictures;