Paul Ooi

Category: Paul-琮政 Life

  • Marry Vietnamese

    What the hell, one of the ads appeared at China street. The ads said, gurranty you marry a vietnamese girl in 3 months time. 20,000RMB only, 6 days return trips from China mainland to Vietnam.

    The coolest part is here, the FOUR gurranties;

    • 1. Virginity assurance.
    • 2. Marry in 3 months.
    • 3. Price is fix at 20,000RMB, no more extra cost and increment.
    • 4. Exchangable to new vietnamese girl if the wife escape/runaway in between one year.(Sound like one year warranty).

    And, if you are interested call the no. la!

  • Scary Lift

    It would be cool if I have one of that lift in my condo. But, what if some day the lift really not working? 😛

  • Nikon D80 Pictures

    Some pictures taken with Nikon D80 Camera

    Haha, the Google Cheque ain’t taken by D80, just that hope that Google Adsense can bring me a D80 camera 😀

  • I Love Google

    Today, from the mailbox of my condo, from the hand of my housemate, got a mail. A mail from US, and it’s a cheque from Google Adsense! This is my 2nd cheque. Well, thanks for reader who dropped by here often with no purpose and thanks google for the $ and it really inspired me to write more crapusefull article. If you want some technical stuff, drop by takizo.com. Thanks Google and visitor, you all rock!

  • Haze Is Like Malaysian Season

    YeaH! Haze is back, why you people keep on complaining? Don’t you know haze is Malaysia season?

    It comes every year, yea right, it’s like festive, visit very once a year. Even though it was very serious last year, some so so government bodies said take action and shit like that. So what now? when you walking down the street, you nampak apa? Haze. Panas(hot) tak? Panas.

    You have to biasa la, what can we do? Even the Indonesia minister said something like William Hung said, “We have done our best”. What to do? drink more, drink more… You know I know you depend on this people is hopeless, drink more water keep on health instead of open the mouth complain and sucking the unhealthy air.

    Haha, I can’t imagine, Visit Malaysia 2007 to see haze, Hahaha!

    Haze from Last Year