為了存更多的錢來實現矮子的夢想 , 矮子決定了跳飛機去….
謝謝一直來照顧我的人 , 我要暫離你們了
矮子決定跳飛機去北京開一間本小利大的mamak店 , 專門賣麵粉多料少的roti canai , 冰多水少的飲料….把roti canai 營業成連鎖店 , 打倒中國5000年前的满漢全X!!!!!!!!
朋友勸矮子去到北京要做的事情如下…
1)叫妓
2)吃狗肉
3)吃猴腦
4)看熊貓7號和8號交配
5)小心, 盡興
6)before i forget , 還是叫妓
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跳飛機之前…….
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Workspace
I always dream to have a workspace setup like Elaine’s Apartment(Meebo). Dual LCD screen.
OR may be similar to what Mike Matas has, a 30-inch Apple Cinema HD Display. 😀
It costs money to setup a comfortable workspace. Just continue dream…
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Feed Area
I have created new section called Daily Read. It feeds my favourites blogs into different categories. So far I have created 2 categories, they are PHP and Technologist. If you have any suggestion, please feel free to let me know.
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Why is Telekom Malaysia So Rich?
2 days ago, I told you Telekom Malaysia’s billing system is a big mess. Besides not wanting to print additional page for me, now they demand a pakcik (elderly man) to pay RM806,400,000,000,000.01 in telephone bills. Pakcik Wahab nearly fainted when he saw the bill amount had so many zeros at the back.
For me, I would have surely fainted and pretend to be dead. RM800 trillion telephone bill – how to pay off? My grandson of my grandson and great grandson of my son also would’nt finish paying the bill. By year 2020, also cannot. I wonder how is it possible to make RM800 trillion in calls? 😀
I believe the dept collector from Sungai Petani sure felt happy till thought of dying. Why? RM800 trillion – he/she just takes 10% of the amount, then can break his/her legs and hands and spend the rest of his/her life relaxing with the money. Even the great great grandson and gang can break hands/legs together.
I grew up in Alor Setar, Kedah. In my entire life (even tho’ I am just 20+), I only know a place called Alor Setar in Kedah. But Pakcik Wahab’s bill addressed to Alor Setar, Penang. Oh, who’s the alien on earth been to Alor Setar, Penang before? Or maybe the programmer/developer should learn some geography. Alor Setar is in Kedah, bukan(not) Penang!
Pakcik, I support you, you should sue them because they nearly made you faint. Please la, Pakcik already 63 years old, don’t play this kind of fear factor thing on him.
